....Marilee, who also took home the Academy Award for "Best Performance by Someone Determined Not to Allow Their Parents To Sleep."
"I'd like to thank the academy, unfortunately however, vocal development amongst infants doesn't occur until after 12 months."
Now it's time for a feature we like to call:
SOMEWHAT HUMOROUS OSCAR STATUE OF THE DAY
"Welcome back to the 81st Annual Academy Awards, this year brought to you by Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Grandpa Beauregard reported in from Arizona, where they are spending my inheritance vacationing. Dad hit a royal flush on the video poker machine. The odds of hitting a royal flush are 1 in 40,390. If any of you reading this happen to work for the I.R.S., that means he won about two dollars.
Next to your new granddaughter, this is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. (Unless you're playing the dollar machine, in which case all babies look alike.)
Grandpa Beauregard drinks in the sweet nectar of victory.
"You got that Marilee? Jacks or better pays 1 to 1, as does two pair. Three of a kind pays..."
Back on the home front, Daddy is still new at this whole, "Putting clothes on a baby girl" thing, as evidenced here below:
Before. Notice the problem? (Hint: the buttons don't go on the front.)
After. Needless to say, Mariele was very embarrassed after all the other babies made fun of her for having her shirt on backwards.
Random cute photo:
She looks chubby here, but keep in mind the camera adds at least 10 ounces.
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